Just for the fun of it – and because you might even find some of this stuff useful – we have a collection of campaign merchandise for your viewing pleasure.
Starting with the mundane, yes we have T-shirts. And a hat to go with it. We have a can holder for a cold beer, or a mug for hot coffee.
We have bumper stickers and car magnets. Also a keychain with a built-in flashlight.
For your home we have mouse pads, rulers, and magnetic clips.
Last but not least, we have a stress ball that you can squeeze or pound on.
Here is the deal. For a mere 
you can have any one of these ridiculous very special items. For 
you can have two. How can you resist? (Don’t answer that.)
