How to cook a turkey

  1. Buy a turkey
  2. Have a glass of wine
  3. Stuff turkey
  4. Have a glass of wine
  5. Put turkey in oven
  6. Relax and have a glass of wine
  7. Turk the bastey
  8. Wine of glass another get
  9. Hunt for meat thermometer
  10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
  11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
  12. Take the oven out of the turkey
  13. Tet the sable
  14. Grab another wottle of bine
  15. Turk the carvey!

 

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